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1999 Archive: The Encyclopedia Ultimate Defense

Rejecting any current political news or historical fact unless it can be physically verified by opening a dusty volume of the 1992 Encyclopedia Britannica on the living room shelf.

Part of the 35 Senior & Aging Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Doomsday, Matrix Matrix & Dial-Up Stand-Off” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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