2018 Vintage: The Best Supporting Actor
Why did Sam Rockwell win for Three Billboards? Because playing a misguided cop with a redemption arc is the “Fast Pass” to an Oscar win.… Read More »2018 Vintage: The Best Supporting Actor
2018 Vintage: The “In My Feelings” Challenge
Why was the salesman hopping out of a moving delivery van? He wanted to “Do the Shiggy” for his Instagram, but he just ended up… Read More »2018 Vintage: The “In My Feelings” Challenge
2018 Classic: The Email
Why did the blonde keep her computer in the freezer? She was waiting for “cool” mail. Part of the 52 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2018… Read More »2018 Classic: The Email
2018 Archive: The “Anonymous” Op-Ed
Why did the New York Times publish a ghost story? Because in 2018, “The Resistance” was coming from inside the house (and it was wearing… Read More »2018 Archive: The “Anonymous” Op-Ed
2017 Vintage: The Bitcoin Peak
Why did the backpacker order the most expensive steak in Bali? Because his Bitcoin went up to $19,000 and he felt like a digital billionaire… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Bitcoin Peak
2017 Archive: The Jury Selection
Why did the lawyer reject the Bitcoin miner? Because he didn’t want anyone on the jury who believed in “decentralized justice.” Part of the 51… Read More »2017 Archive: The Jury Selection
2017 Archive: The Silicon Valley “Jian-Yang” Jokes
Why the hit? For proving that a smart fridge and “Hot Dog / Not Hot Dog” is the peak of human innovation. Part of the… Read More »2017 Archive: The Silicon Valley “Jian-Yang” Jokes
2016 Archive: The “Rigged Election” Talk
Why did it start before the vote? To make sure that no matter who won, everyone would be “Correctly Angry” for the next four years.… Read More »2016 Archive: The “Rigged Election” Talk
2016 Vintage: The Lemonade
Beyoncé released the album. My wife has been carrying a baseball bat and looking at my phone with extreme suspicion for three days. I’ve never… Read More »2016 Vintage: The Lemonade
2016 Legacy: The X-Ray
“Your ribs are fine, but there’s a Bulbasaur sitting on your liver. Oh wait, that’s just a reflection on my screen.” Part of the 69… Read More »2016 Legacy: The X-Ray