Why did it start before the vote? To make sure that no matter who won, everyone would be “Correctly Angry” for the next four years.
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🔥 Top 10: The Presidential Joke Archive: 1995–2025 Archive
1. 2013 Classic: The NSA Meta-Data Scandal
Why did the President say "Nobody is listening to your calls"? Because in 2013, "Listening" was ... read more »
Why did the President say "Nobody is listening to your calls"? Because in 2013, "Listening" was ... read more »
2. 2023 Legacy: The “Hunter Biden” Laptop (Legacy)
Why was it still in the news? Because a "Laptop" in 2023 is like a "Magic Lamp"—every time you r... read more »
Why was it still in the news? Because a "Laptop" in 2023 is like a "Magic Lamp"—every time you r... read more »
3. 2016 Legacy: The Samsung Galaxy Note 7 Explosions
Why were they banned from planes? To prove that "Modern Technology" and "Meltdowns" were the two... read more »
Why were they banned from planes? To prove that "Modern Technology" and "Meltdowns" were the two... read more »
4. 2008 Vintage: The G-20 Emergency Summit
Why did world leaders meet in D.C.? To compare notes on whose ATM machines were going to stop wo... read more »
Why did world leaders meet in D.C.? To compare notes on whose ATM machines were going to stop wo... read more »
5. 2005 Archive: The “Nuclear Option” in the Senate
Why was it called that? Because in D.C., "Ending a Filibuster" is treated with the same level of... read more »
Why was it called that? Because in D.C., "Ending a Filibuster" is treated with the same level of... read more »
6. 2013 Classic: The “Grand Bargain” Failure
Why didn't it happen? Because in 2013, a "Bargain" in D.C. meant "I get what I want and you get ... read more »
Why didn't it happen? Because in 2013, a "Bargain" in D.C. meant "I get what I want and you get ... read more »
7. 2004 Legacy: The Mean Girls Movie
Why did politicians study it? To understand how "The Plastics" in the Senate actually operate.Pa... read more »
Why did politicians study it? To understand how "The Plastics" in the Senate actually operate.Pa... read more »
8. 2007 Legacy: The Rudy Giuliani Campaign
Why was the "Hero of 9/11" losing? Because "9/11" is a date, not a health care plan or a tax pol... read more »
Why was the "Hero of 9/11" losing? Because "9/11" is a date, not a health care plan or a tax pol... read more »
9. 2015 Vintage: The “Look at that Face” Quote
Why was the GOP debate so personal? To prove that in 2015, a "Policy Debate" was just a "Beauty ... read more »
Why was the GOP debate so personal? To prove that in 2015, a "Policy Debate" was just a "Beauty ... read more »
10. 2016 Archive: The Rogue One Premiere
Why was it the movie of the year? Because a story about a "Desperate Rebellion" felt very famili... read more »
Why was it the movie of the year? Because a story about a "Desperate Rebellion" felt very famili... read more »
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