2014 Legacy: The Tree
I’m “branching” out into vlogging. Part of the 111 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ice Bucket & Interstellar Edition (2014) archive. Historically Verified
2014 Vintage: The Iggy Azalea Fan
“I’m so fancy… you already know… I’m in the fast lane, from L.A. to Tokyo (to buy a bulb).” Part of the 66 Light Bulb… Read More »2014 Vintage: The Iggy Azalea Fan
2014 Vintage: The Christian Bale “Hustle” Look
Why did he have a comb-over? To show that a “Dark Knight” is willing to lose his dignity for an Oscar. Part of the 42… Read More »2014 Vintage: The Christian Bale “Hustle” Look
2013 Vintage: The Fan
Why did the blonde bring a pom-pom to her computer? She wanted to be a “fan” of the cooling system. Part of the 42 Classic… Read More »2013 Vintage: The Fan
2012 Legacy: The USB “Thunderbolt” Speed
Why was the tech guy bragging? “10 Gbps! I can copy my soul in 5 seconds!” Part of the 80 Office Groaners: The 2012 “Maya… Read More »2012 Legacy: The USB “Thunderbolt” Speed
2010 Vintage: The Deepwater Horizon Suit
Why was 2010 a “splash” for environmental lawyers? Because there’s no business like “oil-spill business” for 10-year billable cycles. Part of the 48 Lawyer Jokes:… Read More »2010 Vintage: The Deepwater Horizon Suit
2010 Classic: The Governor’s Ball
Why was it so eco-friendly? Because after Avatar, serving anything that wasn’t “Planet-Friendly” would have resulted in a Na’vi protest. Part of the 39 Oscars… Read More »2010 Classic: The Governor’s Ball
2010 Classic: The Meat Dress
Why was Mom so stressed about the leftovers? Because Lady Gaga wore a dress made of raw flank steak to the VMAs, and Mom was… Read More »2010 Classic: The Meat Dress
2009 Vintage: The Cleaning
She brought a digital level to the house to prove the bookshelves were “spiritually slanted.” Part of the 64 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar &… Read More »2009 Vintage: The Cleaning
2009 Vintage: The Twitter User
“The bulb is out. 140 characters isn’t enough to describe the void. #darkness #fixit #failwhale” Part of the 64 Light Bulb Jokes: 2009 – The… Read More »2009 Vintage: The Twitter User