2018 Vintage: The Bear
I can’t “bear” to lose my streak. Part of the 126 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Snap & Battle Royale Edition (2018) archive. Historically Verified
2018 Legacy: The Sleep Study
“You stop breathing.” “I was just doing the ‘Hold Your Breath Challenge’.” Part of the 66 Doctor Jokes: The 2018 “Fortnite Dances & TikTok Birth”… Read More »2018 Legacy: The Sleep Study
2017 Vintage: The Ghost
“I liked the old bulb. It had a more ‘analog’ flicker.” Part of the 61 Light Bulb Jokes: 2017 – The Fidget Spinner Spin archive.… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Ghost
2016 Classic: The “Stryker” Dragoon
Why the 30mm gun? Because the Army realized that “Peacekeeping” in Europe requires a weapon that can actually punch through a wall. Part of the… Read More »2016 Classic: The “Stryker” Dragoon
2016 Archive: The No Man’s Sky Player
One, but the bulb is procedurally generated and looks nothing like the box. Part of the 63 Light Bulb Jokes: 2016 – The Summer of… Read More »2016 Archive: The No Man’s Sky Player
2016 Archive: The Rogue One Premiere
Why was it the movie of the year? Because a story about a “Desperate Rebellion” felt very familiar to everyone watching the campaign. Part of… Read More »2016 Archive: The Rogue One Premiere
2016 Vintage: The “Spotlight” Shock
Why did it win Best Picture? Because in a year of CGI bears and desert car chases, the Academy decided that a movie about people… Read More »2016 Vintage: The “Spotlight” Shock
2016 Archive: Game of Thrones (Battle of the Bastards)
Why was it so muddy? Because in 2016, Jon Snow proved that being the main character means you can survive 10,000 horses running directly at… Read More »2016 Archive: Game of Thrones (Battle of the Bastards)
2014 Vintage: The Iggy Azalea Fan
“I’m so fancy… you already know… I’m in the fast lane, from L.A. to Tokyo (to buy a bulb).” Part of the 66 Light Bulb… Read More »2014 Vintage: The Iggy Azalea Fan
2014 Classic: The “Reaper” Drone in Iraq (Again)
Why was it back? Because the “Unmanned” war is the only one that doesn’t need a “Status of Forces Agreement” to stay for dinner. Part… Read More »2014 Classic: The “Reaper” Drone in Iraq (Again)