2008 Vintage: The Peace
I’m “soaring” through the project. Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified
2008 Archive: The Mixologist
A guy asks for a Gin and Tonic. The bartender spends ten minutes hand-chipping ice from a block and misting the glass with artisanal botanical… Read More »2008 Archive: The Mixologist
2008 Legacy: The Plastic
I’m “flexible” with my morals. Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified
2008 Legacy: The Dark Knight “Why So Serious?”
I’ve spent the whole year trying to do a gravelly Joker voice, and the only result is that I’ve developed a permanent sore throat and… Read More »2008 Legacy: The Dark Knight “Why So Serious?”
2008 Legacy: The “Green Light” John Legend
André 3000 is on this. It’s smooth, it’s funky, and it’s the best song for a Friday night. Part of the 81 Observational One-Liners: The… Read More »2008 Legacy: The “Green Light” John Legend
2007 Archive: Ludacris’s Win
Why did Release Therapy win Best Rap Album? Because Luda proved that you can have giant prosthetic arms in one video and win a prestigious… Read More »2007 Archive: Ludacris’s Win
2007 Vintage: The Silent Treatment
My psychiatrist spent the whole session looking at his new iPhone. I said, “Are you analyzing me?” He said, “No, I’m trying to figure out… Read More »2007 Vintage: The Silent Treatment
2007 Legacy: The “Transformation” of the Navy
Why did they start wearing “Blue Camouflage” (NWU) in 2007? So that if a sailor falls overboard, they blend in perfectly with the water—making them… Read More »2007 Legacy: The “Transformation” of the Navy
2007 Legacy: The Chef
“I’ll change it, but it needs to be deconstructed first.” Part of the 57 Light Bulb Jokes: 2007 – The Year the World went “Touch”… Read More »2007 Legacy: The Chef
2006 Vintage: The Launch of the Nintendo Wii
Why was everyone hitting their siblings with a remote? Because Nintendo decided that “fitness” meant swinging your arm at a sensor bar until you accidentally… Read More »2006 Vintage: The Launch of the Nintendo Wii