I can’t “bear” to lose my streak.
Part of the 126 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Snap & Battle Royale Edition (2018) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
In West Philadelphia born and raised, laughing at jokes...
P-A-R-T-Y? Because I’m laughing!
Pika-pika! Translation: This is very funny!
It’s a deal, it’s a steal, it’s the sale of the century!
The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.
Reader beware, you’re in for a scare... and a laugh!
What a feeling! (Being funny).
Bark! (He says it’s funny).
<marquee>HA HA HA HA HA HA</marquee>
At least I have chicken... and this joke!