2014 Vintage: The Christian Bale “Hustle” Look

Why did he have a comb-over? To show that a “Dark Knight” is willing to lose his dignity for an Oscar.

🔥 Top 10: The Oscars Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why did War Is Over! win? To prove that John and Yoko’s message i...read more »

Why did Hans Zimmer win (again)? Because he’s the only man who ca...read more »

Why did she look like a mermaid? To remind us that Furiosa is com...read more »

In 2003, the 75th Academy Awards tried to balance the glitz of Ho...read more »

Why was Godzilla Minus One a miracle? Because they proved that 35...read more »

Why did Gladiator II take home five? Because cutting a sea battle...read more »

Why did Da’Vine Joy Randolph sweep? Because her performance in Th...read more »

In 2017, the 89th Academy Awards taught us that even in a world o...read more »

Why did Anatomy of a Fall win? For showing that a French courtroo...read more »

Why was a Border Collie the VIP? Because even at the Oscars, a do...read more »

Why were they there? To remind the "Batman" in the front row (Mic...read more »

Why did Sean Baker win Screenplay? To prove that a chaotic night ...read more »

Why did it win Best Picture? Because after 25 years, the Academy ...read more »

Why were they arguing? To show that even if they're rivals on scr...read more »

@T9_Texter12/14/2011 03:034-2-4-2-2! (H-A-H-A-A)

@Breakfast_Club_B04/08/2006 06:57Don’t you forget about me... or this joke.

@Pedro_For_Pres10/01/2009 09:18Vote for Pedro! He tells better jokes.

@Charlie_Bit_Me08/20/2011 16:04Ouch, Charlie! That was a funny one!

@Doge_Much_Funny10/03/1996 18:45Wow. Such humor. Very joke. So laugh.

@Joe_Cartoon_G06/08/2013 18:42Press the button for more humor!

@Charlie_Unicorn08/28/2010 17:16We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!