1997 Classic: The Apple

I’m a teacher. I’m the apple of your eye.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’m "pining."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full ...read more »

I’m "spilling" the secrets of the reload.Part of the 124 Classic...read more »

I’m "just" feeling fuzzy about the future.Part of the 124 Classi...read more »

I’m "beaming" with joy over the tech-boom.Part of the 124 Classi...read more »

I’m "buzzing" with every vibration.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

I "need" more space in my neural cloud.Part of the 124 Classic P...read more »

I sent a postcard from the Red Planet. It was a "space"-y messag...read more »

I’m "spreading" the reloaded vibes.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

I’m in the "limelight" of the web.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

I’m "on fire."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full...read more »

2007 was the year our pockets got a whole lot smarter. While the ...read more »

I’m "displaying" 100% transparency.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

I’m "weaving" through the 6G web.Part of the 124 Classic Punny O...read more »

I’m "peeling" back the layers of space-time.Part of the 124 Clas...read more »

@Floppy_Disk_Hero02/27/2002 08:47I’m saving this text file to my 3.5" diskette.

@Pager_Guy06/24/2009 12:31Paging emergency services because I’m dying of laughter!

@Lord_Of_The_Rings06/08/2012 15:14One joke to rule them all!

@Java_Applet_User07/29/2008 23:27This joke is more portable than a Java app!

@Palm_Pilot_User08/13/2004 14:35Syncing this joke to my handheld device.

@Total_Recall_Fan10/21/2011 12:15Get your ass to Mars! And take this joke!

@Dexter_Lab_Fan10/24/1995 03:42Dee Dee! Get out of my laboratory! I’m reading!

@Not_Bad_Obama03/10/2007 08:40Not bad. Not bad at all.