The proud tech-savvy deacon demonstrating his new smartphone by asking the voice assistant to look up the Book of Revelation, resulting in a robotic voice… Read More »2018 Archive: The Voice Assistant Siri Prayer Failure
Why did the sandwich go to the gym? To get “crust-y.” Part of the 61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity Puns” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2018 Legacy: The Brave Sandwich
A guy tries to pay with a gold bar. Part of the 52 Bar Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity War & Fortnite” Edition archive. Historically Verified
Will Ferrell and Mark Wahlberg. It’s the ultimate “Step-dad vs. Cool Dad” showdown. Part of the 68 Observational One-Liners: The 2015 Reality Glitch archive. Historically… Read More »2015 Legacy: The Daddy’s Home Rivalry
A guy says, “Elon Musk is going to Mars!” The bartender says, “I’ll believe it when he orders a drink from the Red Planet.” Part… Read More »2015 Legacy: The Rocket Man
Why were the two trophies so heavy? Because Rory won the British Open and the PGA Championship back-to-back, making everyone wonder if the “Tiger Era”… Read More »2014 Archive: The Rory McIlroy Summer
Why was the killer whale costume so controversial? Because the documentary made us all look at SeaWorld a lot differently than we did in 1995.… Read More »2013 Classic: Blackfish (Documentary)
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alpine. / Alpine who? / Alpine for you! Part of the 40 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2013 Frozen &… Read More »2013 Archive: The Alpine
Why did the lawyer cross the road? To serve a subpoena to the chicken’s “Vine followers.” Part of the 46 Lawyer Jokes: The 2013 “Vine… Read More »2013 Classic: The Closing Argument
Why was everything in a “container”? Because developers decided that if it works on their machine, it should work everywhere—as long as everyone has a… Read More »2013 Legacy: The Launch of Docker
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