1999 Legacy: The Hot Cheetos Boom
My fingers are permanently stained red. This is my life now. Part of the 67 Observational One-Liners: The 1999 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
1999 Classic: The Y2K Survival Kit
Why did the dad put a manual typewriter on his desk? “Just in case the apocalypse starts with Microsoft Word.” Part of the 77 Office… Read More »1999 Classic: The Y2K Survival Kit
1999 Legacy: The eBay Auction Suspicion
Refusing to believe that anyone would buy a porcelain collectible plate over a computer screen, claiming that electronic money is a giant scam invented by… Read More »1999 Legacy: The eBay Auction Suspicion
1998 Legacy: The Bodybuilder
One, but they’ll flex in the dark just in case anyone is looking. Part of the 71 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1998 Retro Edition archive.… Read More »1998 Legacy: The Bodybuilder
1997 Legacy: The Altavista Glory
Why was the research so accurate? Because Altavista was the “Google” before Google was born. Part of the 64 Office Groaners: The 1997 Retro Edition… Read More »1997 Legacy: The Altavista Glory
1996 Classic: The Ask Jeeves Inquiry
Why did the worker ask Jeeves for a raise? Because Jeeves was the only one who actually answered his questions. Part of the 68 Office… Read More »1996 Classic: The Ask Jeeves Inquiry
1995 Vintage: The Lunch Out
What’s the difference between 1995 and now? In 1995, you actually left the building for lunch. Part of the 60 Classic Office Jokes: The 1995… Read More »1995 Vintage: The Lunch Out
1995 Classic: The Glass Wall
Why did the blonde climb over a glass wall? To see what was on the other side. Part of the 61 Classic Blonde Jokes: The… Read More »1995 Classic: The Glass Wall
1995 Classic: Worst Director
Why Paul Verhoeven? For convincing a studio that synchronized swimming and strobe lights were Oscar material. Part of the 34 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 1995… Read More »1995 Classic: Worst Director
1995 Archive: Sony PlayStation (The Launch)
Why did kids stop playing with wooden blocks in 1995? Because 32 bits of “Ridge Racer” was more magical than any reindeer. Part of the… Read More »1995 Archive: Sony PlayStation (The Launch)