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1999 Classic: The Y2K Survival Kit

 Why did the dad put a manual typewriter on his desk? “Just in case the apocalypse starts with Microsoft Word.”

Part of the 77 Office Groaners: The 1999 “End of the World” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Duke_Nukem_Quotes10/24/1997 23:52Shake it, baby! That is a funny one.
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@Full_House_Michelle02/23/2008 23:49You got it, dude! Very funny.
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