2025 Legacy: The Solar Plane
Why did the flight stop in the middle of the ocean? Because the clouds were too thick and the pilot had to wait for the… Read More »2025 Legacy: The Solar Plane
2025 Classic: Wrexham in the Championship
Why was Ryan Reynolds crying (again)? Because the Hollywood-owned team climbed another rung on the English ladder, proving that “Deadpool money” is the most effective… Read More »2025 Classic: Wrexham in the Championship
2024 Archive: The Scared Baker
Why did the baker get arrested? He was caught “rolling” in the dough. Part of the 49 Original Dad Jokes: The 2024 “Olympic Spirit” Edition… Read More »2024 Archive: The Scared Baker
2024 Archive: The AI Disclosure Act
A lawyer was upset because they had to add a disclaimer to their emails: “This sarcasm was 100% human-generated.” Part of the 44 Lawyer Jokes:… Read More »2024 Archive: The AI Disclosure Act
2024 Archive: The Sabato’s Crystal
No, that’s too niche. I told her she’s a “Masterpiece.” She said, “And you’re the ‘Director’s Cut’—too long and full of unnecessary scenes.” Part of… Read More »2024 Archive: The Sabato’s Crystal
2023 Classic: The Scared Computer
Why did the computer go to the dentist? To get its “Bluetooth” checked. Part of the 63 Original Dad Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer” Edition archive.… Read More »2023 Classic: The Scared Computer
2021 Archive: The Zoom Confirmation Catechism
The associate pastor trying to conduct a confirmation exam over a video call, while a thirteen-year-old claims he cannot list the seven gifts of the… Read More »2021 Archive: The Zoom Confirmation Catechism
2020 Classic: The “Ocean Spray” Skateboarder
Why was Dad drinking cranberry juice while on a longboard? Because he wanted to be “Dreams” by Fleetwood Mac levels of chill during the apocalypse.… Read More »2020 Classic: The “Ocean Spray” Skateboarder
2020 Legacy: Best Country Album
Why While I’m Livin’? Because Tanya Tucker proved that being a legend is a marathon, not a sprint. Part of the 40 Grammy Jokes: The… Read More »2020 Legacy: Best Country Album
2020 Vintage: The Doom Eternal
A guy plays the game on his phone and says, “This feels exactly like going to the grocery store for milk right now.” Part of… Read More »2020 Vintage: The Doom Eternal