2003 Classic: The Hat
Her Sunday hat is so big it’s being tracked by weather satellites. Part of the 58 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & iTunes” Edition… Read More »2003 Classic: The Hat
2003 Vintage: The Hilton-Richie Life
“I’m ‘The Simple Life’!” “No, you’re just simple. Now help me figure out why the DVD player is smoking.” Part of the 55 Adult Jokes: The… Read More »2003 Vintage: The Hilton-Richie Life
2002 Vintage: The Sunday Coupon Swap
A small group of senior citizens occupying the back row twenty minutes before the service to rapidly trade newspaper inserts, hoarding discounts on canned vegetables.… Read More »2002 Vintage: The Sunday Coupon Swap
2002 Vintage: Signs
Why were there glasses of water everywhere? Because after the M. Night Shyamalan movie, we weren’t taking any chances in case an alien showed up… Read More »2002 Vintage: Signs
2002 Classic: The Department of Homeland Security
Why did the U.S. create a new government department? Because when you have 22 different agencies that don’t talk to each other, the best solution… Read More »2002 Classic: The Department of Homeland Security
2001 Vintage: The Fellowship of the Ring
Why did tourists in New Zealand start walking barefoot? Because they wanted to be Hobbits, and travel agents started selling “There and Back Again” tours… Read More »2001 Vintage: The Fellowship of the Ring
2001 Archive: The Dark
I’m a shadow. I’m just “dim-witted.” Part of the 101 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Odyssey Edition (2001) archive. Historically Verified
2000 Legacy: The PS2
I bought a PlayStation 2 for the graphics, but I’m still just “playing” around. Part of the 91 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Y2K Survivor Edition… Read More »2000 Legacy: The PS2
2000 Archive: The Dr. Seuss
We saw the movie. I told her her heart is two sizes too small. She said my brain is three sizes too small. Part of… Read More »2000 Archive: The Dr. Seuss
1999 Legacy: The Space
I’m an astronaut. I just need more room. Part of the 82 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1999 Millennium’s End Edition archive. Historically Verified