1999 Legacy: The Santana & Rob Thomas Fan
“Give me the light, make it real, or else forget about it!” Part of the 62 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1999 Retro Edition archive. Historically… Read More »1999 Legacy: The Santana & Rob Thomas Fan
1999 Vintage: Best Metal Performance
Why Metallica for “Better Than You”? Because even a “lesser” Metallica song is still heavy enough to crush the competition. Part of the 39 Grammy… Read More »1999 Vintage: Best Metal Performance
1999 Archive: The Sugar Ray “Every Morning”
Why the halo? For the band that forgot they were a metal band and decided to just write perfect songs for drinking lemonade on a… Read More »1999 Archive: The Sugar Ray “Every Morning”
1999 Legacy: The Space
I’m an astronaut. I just need more room. Part of the 82 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1999 Millennium’s End Edition archive. Historically Verified
1998 Legacy: Blade
Why did the holiday party have a “goth” vibe? Because after Wesley Snipes, everyone wanted to wear black leather trench coats to the church pageant.… Read More »1998 Legacy: Blade
1998 Vintage: The Wallpaper
Why did the blonde buy a bucket of glue? She wanted to change her “desktop wallpaper.” Part of the 48 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 1998… Read More »1998 Vintage: The Wallpaper
1998 Classic: The iMac Color
Why did the designer buy the “Bondi Blue” iMac? Because the transparent case was the only way for the boss to see that there were… Read More »1998 Classic: The iMac Color
1998 Legacy: The Half-Life Break
Why was the IT office so quiet? Everyone was in “Black Mesa” and no one wanted to come back to Excel. Part of the 61… Read More »1998 Legacy: The Half-Life Break
1997 Archive: The Thermostat
She thinks 72 degrees is “the devil’s temperature.” She prefers it at a crisp 58. Part of the 68 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic &… Read More »1997 Archive: The Thermostat
1997 Classic: The Vacation
Why don’t lawyers go on vacation? They’re afraid the clients will realize they can win cases without them. Part of the 47 Lawyer Jokes: The… Read More »1997 Classic: The Vacation