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1999 Vintage: Best Metal Performance

Why Metallica for “Better Than You”? Because even a “lesser” Metallica song is still heavy enough to crush the competition.

Part of the 39 Grammy Jokes: The 1999 “Miseducation & Latin Explosion” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Flash_Player_Fan10/07/2001 23:23Wait for the animation to load... oh wait, it is just text. Still funny!
@CRT_Brightness12/04/2000 14:26I need to degauss my monitor after that laugh!
@Toy_Story_Woody05/30/2011 09:17There is a joke in my boot!
@Trinity_Matrix04/25/2010 15:15Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!
@Nice_Guy_Eddie05/16/1997 02:23Whose idea was this? It’s brilliant!
@Ring_Member_9804/02/2008 22:50Part of the "Funny Sites" WebRing.
@Happy_Tree_Fans04/05/1995 01:50So cute, yet so funny! LOL!
@True_Story_Neil08/14/2004 20:34True story! I was there!

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