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1998 Legacy: Blade

 Why did the holiday party have a “goth” vibe? Because after Wesley Snipes, everyone wanted to wear black leather trench coats to the church pageant.

Part of the 34 Christmas Jokes: The 1998 “Furby & Dial-Up Dreams” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2024 Vintage: The "Bluey" Special (The Sign)
 Why were the adults crying over a moving van? Because the 28-min...read more »
38 Christmas Jokes: The 2021 “Squid Game & Bernie’s Mittens” Edition
In 2021, Christmas was a "Hybrid" experience. We were halfway out...read more »
35 Christmas Jokes: The 2001 “Wizards, Ogres & iPods” Edition
In 2001, Christmas was a portal to other worlds. We spent our hol...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Shogun Premiere
 Why did the house feel so "feudal"? Because the show made us all...read more »
2009 Joke: I Asked My Wife
I asked my wife what she wanted for Christmas. She told me “No...read more »
2025 Legacy: Deepfake Santas
 Why are the kids so skeptical? Because after seeing ten differen...read more »
37 Christmas Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & PS2” Edition
In 2000, Christmas was the ultimate relief—the world didn't end, ...read more »
2023 Classic: Spare (Prince Harry)
 Why was Uncle Jim sharing way too much personal information? Bec...read more »
2024 Archive: The "We Pray" (Coldplay) Effect
 Why was the holiday so "uplifting"? Because Chris Martin convinc...read more »
2018 Joke: What’s The Difference Between
What’s the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the regu...read more »

😜 More from category: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2024 Vintage: The Apple Intelligence Launch
 Why was the iPhone writing the emails? Because AI is now built-i...read more »
36 Christmas Jokes: The 2004 “Mean Girls & Motorola Razrs” Edition
In 2004, Christmas was all about being "fetch," even if Gretchen ...read more »
2025 Classic: The "TikTok" Bans
 Why is the holiday so peaceful? Because the app was finally rest...read more »
2015 Joke: Why Was The Snowman
Why was the snowman smiling? Because he heard the snowblower c...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Lara_Croft_9604/02/2002 08:45Found a real treasure with this one.
@Tamagotchi_Sitter10/21/2012 08:52My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!
@Pulp_Fiction_Jules04/29/2009 00:55Say "what" again! I dare you! LOL.
@Startup_Kid06/19/2002 05:00Disrupting the comedy industry with this one!
@Trinity_Matrix01/25/2008 09:39Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!
@Flashdance_What01/25/2004 10:56What a feeling! (Being funny).
@Champ_Kind_Wham07/06/1996 22:13WHAMMY! That’s a good one!
@Trololo_Man_7005/04/2002 08:29Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
@Charlie_Unicorn01/11/2015 15:56We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!
@Captain_Obvious12/20/2004 21:45This is a comment on a funny joke.

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