Why the halo? For the band that forgot they were a metal band and decided to just write perfect songs for drinking lemonade on a porch.
Part of the 42 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Panic, Slim Shady & The Woodstock Inferno” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Musician & Rock Star Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The NewJeans “Global Standard”
Why the luxury brands? For the K-Pop group that officially erased...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Future & Metro Boomin “We Don’t Trust You”
Why “Like That”? The spark set the hip-hop world on fire and star...read more »
2024 Classic: The Magdalena Bay “Imaginal Disk”
Why so weird? The album became the new bible for fans of art-pop ...read more »
42 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 2011 “21, Born This Way & The Dubstep Drop” Edition
In 2011, the music industry was owned by a girl from London with ...read more »
42 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 2020 “Future Nostalgia, Folklore & The Bedroom Stage” Edition
In 2020, the music industry moved into our living rooms. Tours we...read more »
2024 Archive: The Death of Françoise Hardy
Why the style icon? The goodbye to the muse of French pop and a s...read more »
2025 Archive: The GTA VI Soundtrack Fever
Why the synth-wave? Because the first tracks from the Vice City r...read more »
42 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 2004 “American Idiot, Yeah! & The Emo Revolution” Edition
In 2004, the music world was divided into three camps: the "Dirty...read more »
2025 Archive: The Paramore “Grammy Year”
Why the independence? For the band proving they are better, tight...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Death of Quincy Jones
Why the architect? The loss of the man who produced Thriller prov...read more »
😜 More from category: The Musician & Rock Star Joke Archive: 1995–2025
42 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 2015 “Hello, Hotline Bling & The Pimp A Butterfly” Edition
In 2015, the music world was split between a massive „Hello” from...read more »
41 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 2006 “Back to Black, Black Parade & The MySpace Fever” Edition
In 2006, the music world was a mix of soulful retro-revival and t...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Megan Thee Stallion “MEGAN”
Why the anime? The rapper turned her anger into power and proved ...read more »
42 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 2022 “Renaissance, As It Was & The Upside Down” Edition
In 2022, the music industry felt like a giant reunion party. Beyo...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
You’ve Got Mail... and it’s a hilarious joke!
Wake me up when September ends... and read me this joke.
Move it, football head! Let me read the joke!
I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.
I am once again asking for your funniest jokes.
Seeking info, found a laugh. Mission success.
You’ve been tagged... with a funny joke!
Total pwnage! This joke just owned me.