An elderly homebound parishioner refusing to watch the internet livestream, demanding that her grandson continue recording the sermon onto an audio cassette tape despite the… Read More »2021 Vintage: The Cassette Tape Hiss Symphony
“I can’t hear anything.” “That’s because you have ‘Post-Pandemic Ear’. It’s caused by listening to too many podcasts at 2x speed.” Part of the 64… Read More »2021 Archive: The Ear Exam 2
Why did the tech guy start wearing a cowboy hat? Because Jeff Bezos went to space for 10 minutes and now every “Cloud Expert” thinks… Read More »2021 Archive: The Bezos Space Flight
“Doctor, I’m afraid of people.” “Welcome to the club. My office is now 100% remote because I’m afraid of you too.” Part of the 64… Read More »2021 Classic: The Psychiatrist
Why was a 12-pack of Quilted Northern the most valuable celebrity accessory of 2020? Because we realized that in an apocalypse, we don’t need gold—we… Read More »2020 Vintage: Toilet Paper Hoarding
Why did Little Women win? Because Greta Gerwig proved that 19th-century wool and scarves are the only things that can survive a New England winter… Read More »2020 Classic: The Best Costume Design
He’s friends with a giant fish. I identified with the fish. Part of the 82 Observational One-Liners: The 2020 Great Pause archive. Historically Verified
“Is he stable?” “Yes, but he keeps trying to ‘Mute’ the heart monitor.” Part of the 73 Doctor Jokes: The 2020 “Global Pandemic & Zoom… Read More »2020 Archive: The ICU
Why the 2017 song in 2019? Because Lizzo proved that greatness takes time, a flute, and a DNA test that confirms you are indeed 100%… Read More »2019 Classic: The Lizzo “Truth Hurts” Late Bloom
Why did they finally open? Because Baker Mayfield came off the bench on a Thursday night to win their first game in 635 days. Part… Read More »2018 Legacy: The Cleveland Browns “Bud Light” Fridges
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