1996 Vintage: The Television Input Abyss
Accidentally pressing the “TV/VCR” button on the remote and spending the next forty-eight hours staring at a screen of pure blue static. Part of the… Read More »1996 Vintage: The Television Input Abyss
1996 Vintage: The Pepsi Stuff Points
Why was everyone drinking so much soda? Because we were all 50,000 points away from a “free” leather jacket that we’d never actually get. Part… Read More »1996 Vintage: The Pepsi Stuff Points
1995 Vintage: The Transplant
I asked for a brain transplant. He said, “We have two available: a scientist’s for $10,000 and a politician’s for $100,000.” I asked why the… Read More »1995 Vintage: The Transplant
1995 Archive: The Rise of Private Contractors
Why did “Mercenary” become “Consultant” in 1995? Because companies like Executive Outcomes proved that if the government won’t send troops, you can always just hire… Read More »1995 Archive: The Rise of Private Contractors
1995 Classic: The Nurse
I asked the nurse for a glass of water. She said, “Check your insurance, you’re only covered for ice chips.” Part of the 55 Doctor… Read More »1995 Classic: The Nurse