2012 Legacy: The Lime
I’m in the “limelight” of the new era. Part of the 134 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Apocalypse & Gangnam Style Edition (2012) archive. Historically Verified
2011 Classic: The Minecraft Obsession
“I spent all night building a house!” “In the suburbs?” “No, in a world made of cubes. I even have a virtual dog.” “That’s nice, but… Read More »2011 Classic: The Minecraft Obsession
2011 Vintage: The Google “Art Project”
Why was productivity down? Everyone was busy “walking through the Louvre” from their desk. Part of the 76 Office Groaners: The 2011 “Siri & Google+”… Read More »2011 Vintage: The Google “Art Project”
2011 Vintage: Captain America (MCU Debut)
Why was the skinny kid suddenly a super soldier? Because he had a “Star-Spangled Man” song and he just wanted to punch Nazis. Part of… Read More »2011 Vintage: Captain America (MCU Debut)
2011 Classic: The Rise of Siri
What was the scariest thing to ask your iPhone 4S? “Siri, where can I hide a dead body?”—and having her actually give you a list… Read More »2011 Classic: The Rise of Siri
2011 Vintage: The Pitbull Fan
“Mr. Worldwide! Changing bulbs in every room from Miami to London!” Part of the 68 Light Bulb Jokes: 2011 – The Blocky Glow archive. Historically… Read More »2011 Vintage: The Pitbull Fan
2010 Archive: The Tangled Hair
Disney just proved that long hair is a great weapon, provided you have enough magic and a sturdy frying pan. Part of the 72 Observational… Read More »2010 Archive: The Tangled Hair
2010 Vintage: The Smart Board Calibration
The math teacher spending twenty minutes aggressively tapping a plastic pen against a giant white screen because the digital coordinate dots were misaligned by two… Read More »2010 Vintage: The Smart Board Calibration
2010 Archive: The Michael Vick MVP Season
Why was Philadelphia so fast? Because Vick returned to his peak form, throwing for scores and running for yards while everyone argued about “second chances.”… Read More »2010 Archive: The Michael Vick MVP Season
2010 Vintage: The Tinder Rumors
“I heard there’s an app coming where you just swipe on people’s faces.” “That sounds shallow and repetitive. It’ll never work.” Part of the 55 Adult… Read More »2010 Vintage: The Tinder Rumors