2025 Vintage: The Gladiator II Aftermath
“Are you not entertained?!” “I’ll be entertained when you finish the taxes, Marcus Aurelius. The Colosseum can wait.” Part of the 50 Adult Jokes: The 2025… Read More »2025 Vintage: The Gladiator II Aftermath
2025 Vintage: The Milk
I’m “milking” the future for all it’s worth. Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full Reload Edition (2025) archive. Historically Verified
2024 Legacy: The Looking for a Man in Finance Loop
The high school girls spent all of their recess transition period recording short lip-sync clips in front of the lockers, repeating the same electronic vocal… Read More »2024 Legacy: The Looking for a Man in Finance Loop
2024 Archive: The Poet
“The glass is a transparent lung that no longer breathes fire.” Part of the 59 Light Bulb Jokes: 2024 – The Year of the “Brat… Read More »2024 Archive: The Poet
2024 Legacy: The “Barbie” Snub Jokes
Why did Jimmy Kimmel mention Greta Gerwig? To remind the Academy that they managed to nominate a movie for 8 Oscars but forgot the woman… Read More »2024 Legacy: The “Barbie” Snub Jokes
2023 Archive: The Fast X Logic
They’re in Rome, they’re in space (again?), and Jason Momoa is a flamboyant villain who loves lavender. 10/10. Part of the 67 Observational One-Liners: The… Read More »2023 Archive: The Fast X Logic
2023 Legacy: The Rain
She says the rain in 2023 is “too mainstream.” Part of the 59 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2023 “ChatGPT & Barbie” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2023 Legacy: The “Avatar 2” Snub
Why didn’t James Cameron show up? Because he realized that if he spent 13 years making a movie and lost to a movie made in… Read More »2023 Legacy: The “Avatar 2” Snub
2023 Legacy: The Ryder Cup 2023
Why was Rome so “Blue”? Because Europe dominated the US team again, proving that the Americans are great at golf until they have to play… Read More »2023 Legacy: The Ryder Cup 2023
2022 Legacy: The Encanto Echo Chambers
Why did the music class turn into a massive debate about family secrets? Because the Disney movie hit streaming servers, and every third grader spent… Read More »2022 Legacy: The Encanto Echo Chambers