“The glass is a transparent lung that no longer breathes fire.”
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Classic. Pure digital nostalgia.
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A joke about nothing? Love it!
Low on cyan, but high on laughs!
My CPU is running hot after this one!
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.
We are many. We are laughing.