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2014 Classic: The “Take a Selfie” Song

 Why was the office radio destroyed? Because if we heard “But first, let me take a selfie” one more time, the building would implode.

Part of the 74 Office Groaners: The 2014 “Ice Buckets & iPhone 6” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Angelfire_User07/23/2015 22:26Adding a "Under Construction" gif because I’m busy laughing.
@Gopher_Explorer03/12/2007 17:12Deep in the menus and found this gem.
@Y2K_Bug_Hunter03/23/2013 10:02The only bug I found today was a laughing bug!
@Ed_Edd_n_Eddy08/06/2008 16:08That’s a lot of jawbreakers worth of humor!
@Charlie_Bit_Me06/14/2000 00:27Ouch, Charlie! That was a funny one!
@Club_Penguin_Kid03/31/2015 17:40Waddle on over and read this!
@Noob_Slayer_X02/29/1996 01:18Even a noob would find this funny. Great stuff.

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