2021 Archive: The Bank Vault
Why did the dad bring a pillow to the bank? He wanted to “rest” his account. Part of the 45 Original Dad Jokes: The 2021… Read More »2021 Archive: The Bank Vault
2020 Archive: The Bean
I’ve “been” in this room for a week. Part of the 119 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You’re On Mute” Edition (2020) archive. Historically Verified
2020 Legacy: The Pandemic Birthday
“I’m 40 today.” “In 2020 years, that’s actually 85. Happy birthday, senior citizen.” Part of the 73 Doctor Jokes: The 2020 “Global Pandemic & Zoom… Read More »2020 Legacy: The Pandemic Birthday
2020 Classic: The Wonder Woman 1984 Wind
Why was it a target? For a plot involving a “dreamstone” that made the first movie’s logic look like a university thesis in comparison. Part… Read More »2020 Classic: The Wonder Woman 1984 Wind
2020 Archive: The Exercise Video
We tried a “Couple’s Yoga” video. I got stuck in a “downward dog” and she had to call the neighbor (from a safe distance) to… Read More »2020 Archive: The Exercise Video
2019 Classic: The 5G Launch
Why was the lawyer happy? Because now he could lose a case in “Ultra-High Definition” without any buffering. Part of the 48 Lawyer Jokes: The… Read More »2019 Classic: The 5G Launch
2019 Vintage: The Firefox “VPN”
Why was the nerd happy? “I’m in Switzerland! No, now I’m in Japan! You can’t track my cookies!” Part of the 72 Office Groaners: The… Read More »2019 Vintage: The Firefox “VPN”
2019 Classic: The Horse
I’m “stable” enough for a 3-hour movie. Part of the 109 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Endgame & Baby Yoda Edition (2019) archive. Historically Verified
2019 Legacy: The Iron Man
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / 3000. / 3000 who? / I love you 3000! Now open the door and give me a hug! Part… Read More »2019 Legacy: The Iron Man
2019 Archive: Outstanding Comedy
Why Fleabag? For proving that being an emotional trainwreck is the height of prestige. Part of the 38 Emmy Awards Jokes: The 2019 “Fleabag’s Sweep,… Read More »2019 Archive: Outstanding Comedy