2013 Legacy: The Surgeon 2
“I’m using a 3D printer for your new hip.” “Will it be strong?” “It’s made of plastic and dreams, Dave. It’ll be fine.” Part of… Read More »2013 Legacy: The Surgeon 2
2012 Classic: The Swedish House Mafia Fan
“Don’t you worry, child… see, heaven’s got a light for you.” Part of the 73 Light Bulb Jokes: 2012 – The Mayan Countdown archive. Historically… Read More »2012 Classic: The Swedish House Mafia Fan
2012 Vintage: The “Night Vision” (GPNVG-18) Hype
Why four tubes? So you can have the “Field of Vision” of a human and the “Neck Pain” of a giraffe. Part of the 33… Read More »2012 Vintage: The “Night Vision” (GPNVG-18) Hype
2011 Classic: Worst Supporting Actress
Why David Spade? For dressing in drag for Jack and Jill, proving that Adam Sandler’s friends will do literally anything for a free lunch. Part of… Read More »2011 Classic: Worst Supporting Actress
2011 Vintage: The Google Maps “Navigation”
Why was the driver in a lake? He followed the “Beta” voice and forgot that cars aren’t boats. Part of the 76 Office Groaners: The… Read More »2011 Vintage: The Google Maps “Navigation”
2011 Classic: The Skrillex “Dubstep” Invasion
Why the “Wub-Wub”? Because Sonny Moore traded his emo past for a laptop, making “Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites” the official sound of speakers everywhere… Read More »2011 Classic: The Skrillex “Dubstep” Invasion
2010 Classic: The Kindle 3 “Graphite”
Why was the boss staring at a grey screen? He heard it was “E-Ink” and spent ten minutes waiting for it to glow. Part of… Read More »2010 Classic: The Kindle 3 “Graphite”
2010 Archive: The South Park “200” Controversy
Why the jokes? Because Matt and Trey tried to show Muhammad and ended up as the only people in Hollywood with more enemies than nominations.… Read More »2010 Archive: The South Park “200” Controversy
2010 Classic: The 2010 MacBook Air
It’s so thin it actually feels like I’m carrying a piece of cardboard. Part of the 72 Observational One-Liners: The 2010 Inception of Social Media… Read More »2010 Classic: The 2010 MacBook Air
2010 Legacy: The Hearing Aid Feedback Drone
Causing a high-pitched, metallic whistle to echo through the quiet dining room because the small microphone is pressing directly against the wire frame of a… Read More »2010 Legacy: The Hearing Aid Feedback Drone