Causing a high-pitched, metallic whistle to echo through the quiet dining room because the small microphone is pressing directly against the wire frame of a pair of bifocals.
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/join #jokes... this one is the best so far.
So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?
I see you... laughing!
This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.
I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.
Don’t touch my drum set! I’m reading!
I see what you did there. Clever!
RT if you think this is funny!