2010 Legacy: The Desktop
I’m “surface” deep in new tech. Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Instagram & iPad Edition (2010) archive. Historically Verified
2010 Archive: The South Park “200” Controversy
Why the jokes? Because Matt and Trey tried to show Muhammad and ended up as the only people in Hollywood with more enemies than nominations.… Read More »2010 Archive: The South Park “200” Controversy
2009 Archive: The Windows 7 “Shake”
Why was the worker shaking his mouse? He wanted to “clear his desktop” but he just looked like he was having a very small panic… Read More »2009 Archive: The Windows 7 “Shake”
2009 Classic: The Swine Flu (H1N1)
Why was everyone carrying hand sanitizer? Because the H1N1 pandemic meant that if you coughed near the mashed potatoes, you were legally required to eat… Read More »2009 Classic: The Swine Flu (H1N1)
2008 Classic: The Philadelphia Eagles “Tie”
Why was Donovan McNabb confused? Because he didn’t know an NFL game could end in a tie, proving that even pros don’t always read the… Read More »2008 Classic: The Philadelphia Eagles “Tie”
2007 Classic: The 100-Point High School Game
Why was everyone talking about Epiphanny Prince? Because she scored 113 points in a single high school basketball game, making Kobe’s 81 look like a… Read More »2007 Classic: The 100-Point High School Game
2006 Vintage: Outstanding Drama
Why 24? For a show where the most unrealistic part isn’t the terrorists—it’s the cell phone battery life. Part of the 41 Emmy Awards Jokes:… Read More »2006 Vintage: Outstanding Drama
2004 Legacy: Best Musical Show Album
Why Gypsy? Because Bernadette Peters is a Broadway god, and the Grammys are just her humble servants. Part of the 40 Grammy Jokes: The 2004… Read More »2004 Legacy: Best Musical Show Album
2004 Archive: The Expansion of NATO
Why did 7 more countries join NATO in 2004? To make sure that if the “Old Russia” ever came back, they’d at least have a… Read More »2004 Archive: The Expansion of NATO
2004 Vintage: The Launch of Yelp
Why did we start judging sandwiches? Because someone decided that the internet needed to know exactly why your local deli’s mayo-to-ham ratio was a “2-star… Read More »2004 Vintage: The Launch of Yelp