I’m “stable” enough for a 3-hour movie.
Part of the 109 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Endgame & Baby Yoda Edition (2019) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!
Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.
Win the crowd, and you will win your freedom!
Move it, football head! Let me read the joke!
Tina, you fat lard, come read this!
The magic man... is laughing!
We’re going streaking! Through the jokes!
At least I have chicken... and this joke!
Everything, by everyone! Especially laughs!