2015 Classic: The Jurassic World Premiere
Why did it break records? Because in 2015, we all wanted to see what happens when “Old Dinosaurs” take over a park—which is basically what… Read More »2015 Classic: The Jurassic World Premiere
2015 Legacy: The “Fight Song” Rachel Platten
Why was the 4th so “Strong”? Because this became the anthem for anyone trying to open a jar of pickles that was stuck. Part of… Read More »2015 Legacy: The “Fight Song” Rachel Platten
2015 Classic: The Adele Hello Return
The morning announcements playing the dramatic piano intro every single day in November until the speaker system literally short-circuited from the emotional weight. Part of… Read More »2015 Classic: The Adele Hello Return
2014 Legacy: The Chronicles of Narnia Analogy
The youth pastor spending forty-five minutes trying to explain the theological depth of Aslan’s sacrifice using a series of blurry internet printouts taped to a… Read More »2014 Legacy: The Chronicles of Narnia Analogy
2014 Archive: The Flappy Bird Saga
Why were people selling iPhones for $5,000? Because the creator of Flappy Bird deleted the game, and in 2014, a digital bird hitting a green… Read More »2014 Archive: The Flappy Bird Saga
2013 Vintage: Panic! At The Disco (Too Weird to Live…)
Why were they in Vegas? Because in 2013, Brendon Urie decided that glitter, synthesizers, and smoking in the dark were the new “Emo.” Part of… Read More »2013 Vintage: Panic! At The Disco (Too Weird to Live…)
2013 Classic: The Water
I’m “streaming” music while I workout. Part of the 118 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Frozen & Selfie Edition (2013) archive. Historically Verified
2013 Archive: The Sailor
“A dark cabin is just a ship with its eyes closed.” Part of the 58 Light Bulb Jokes: 2013 – The Year of the Frozen… Read More »2013 Archive: The Sailor
2012 Archive: The Tesla Model S Release
Why was the White House happy? Because a “Luxury Electric Car” was the perfect way to show that “Green Energy” was for people who don’t… Read More »2012 Archive: The Tesla Model S Release
2012 Classic: The Hospital Bed
“This bed is hard.” “It’s ‘Apocalypse-Ready’. It doubles as a raft.” Part of the 62 Doctor Jokes: The 2012 “Maya Apocalypse & Mars Rover” Edition… Read More »2012 Classic: The Hospital Bed