2022 Legacy: The Morbius “Morb” Meme
It’s Morbin’ Time! A movie that was so bad the internet convinced the studio to release it twice just to watch it fail again. Part… Read More »2022 Legacy: The Morbius “Morb” Meme
2022 Classic: The Surgeon 2
“I’m using a ‘Smart-Scalpel’ connected to 5G.” “What if the signal drops?” “Then you’ll have to watch a 30-second ad before I finish the incision.”… Read More »2022 Classic: The Surgeon 2
2021 Vintage: The Metaverse Rebrand
Why did the blonde put on a diving mask before opening her Facebook app? She heard Mark Zuckerberg was moving everyone to the “Meta-verse” and… Read More »2021 Vintage: The Metaverse Rebrand
2020 Vintage: The Drive-In Altar Parking
The parish trustees organizing a Sunday service in the empty parking lot, forcing the usher to spend two hours using plastic cones to direct station… Read More »2020 Vintage: The Drive-In Altar Parking
2020 Classic: The Netflix Party
We watched a movie “with friends” online. We spent the whole time arguing in the chat box. Just like real life, but with more typos.… Read More »2020 Classic: The Netflix Party
2018 Vintage: The Cookie Clicker Legacy
The students still leaving a hidden browser window open in the back of the computer lab just to watch a digital pastry number go up… Read More »2018 Vintage: The Cookie Clicker Legacy
2017 Classic: Lady Gaga (Super Bowl)
Why did she jump off the roof? Because in 2017, she wanted to prove that the only person who can top a Gaga performance is… Read More »2017 Classic: Lady Gaga (Super Bowl)
2017 Archive: The Wooden
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wooden shoe. / Wooden shoe who? / Wooden shoe like to see my new console? Part of the 48… Read More »2017 Archive: The Wooden
2017 Legacy: The Port
Why did the blonde bring a suitcase to her computer? She heard it had a “USB port.” Part of the 44 Classic Blonde Jokes: The… Read More »2017 Legacy: The Port
2016 Archive: The iPhone 7 (No Headphone Jack)
What was the scariest thing about the new phone? Looking for the hole to plug in your earbuds and realizing you needed a “dongle” just… Read More »2016 Archive: The iPhone 7 (No Headphone Jack)