2011 Classic: The Bruno Mars
“The Lazy Song.” I told her this is my anthem. She said, “I know, I’ve been living with the remix for years.” Part of the… Read More »2011 Classic: The Bruno Mars
2011 Legacy: The Minecraft Creepers
“I heard a ‘Ssss’ sound!” “Is it a monster?” “No, it’s just the gas leak I’ve been telling you to fix.” Part of the 53 Adult Jokes:… Read More »2011 Legacy: The Minecraft Creepers
2011 Vintage: The Pencil Topper Troll Survival
The faded neon-haired plastic doll still sitting on top of your pen, looking ancient after surviving fifteen consecutive years of spelling bees. Part of the… Read More »2011 Vintage: The Pencil Topper Troll Survival
2011 Legacy: The Diet
“I’m on the ‘Siri Diet’. I ask her what to eat and she just ignores me until I give up and drink water.” Part of… Read More »2011 Legacy: The Diet
2010 Classic: The Despicable Me Minions
A yellow pill-shaped creature just made a “banana” joke, and I have a feeling I’ll be seeing these guys on every birthday card for the… Read More »2010 Classic: The Despicable Me Minions
2009 Classic: The Blackberry Trackball Jam
A prominent church trustee sitting in the back row, furiously spinning the tiny, stuck trackball on his Blackberry phone to check corporate emails under his… Read More »2009 Classic: The Blackberry Trackball Jam
2008 Vintage: The BlackBerry Trackball Trap
The popular student who spent all of silent study hour trying to fix the tiny, stuck rolling ball on his phone keyboard without the teacher… Read More »2008 Vintage: The BlackBerry Trackball Trap
2008 Legacy: The Iron Man “Burger” Scene
Tony Stark’s first request after escaping a terrorist cell is a cheeseburger. I’ve never related to a billionaire more. Part of the 81 Observational One-Liners:… Read More »2008 Legacy: The Iron Man “Burger” Scene
2008 Classic: The Wii Bowling Retirement League
The senior ministry hosting a virtual bowling championship in the fellowship hall, which ends abruptly when an elderly lady accidentally throws the wireless controller straight… Read More »2008 Classic: The Wii Bowling Retirement League
2008 Legacy: The Thermal Fax Preservation
The church secretary handling an urgent baptismal record sent via an old thermal fax machine, treating the curly, shiny paper like a delicate artifact that… Read More »2008 Legacy: The Thermal Fax Preservation