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1996 Legacy: The Shirt

 I’m a tailor. I’m just fitting in.

Part of the 61 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1996 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Mr_Blonde_Dance05/27/2009 13:08Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.
@Xanga_Skin_Maker12/29/2007 10:01This joke fits my Xanga theme perfectly.
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@Streamer_Pro_9905/27/2009 23:29Thanks for the donation and the joke!

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