2010 Legacy: Taylor’s Big Win
Why did Fearless win Album of the Year? Because Taylor Swift turned teenage high school drama into a multi-platinum empire that even the most serious… Read More »2010 Legacy: Taylor’s Big Win
2009 Vintage: Bruno
Why was Sacha Baron Cohen in a Velcro suit? Because in 2009, he wanted to see if the fashion world was as ridiculous as he… Read More »2009 Vintage: Bruno
2009 Classic: The High-Definition TV Upgrade
The church trustees purchasing a massive, heavy plasma television for the fellowship hall, which takes four grown men to lift and permanently alters the layout… Read More »2009 Classic: The High-Definition TV Upgrade
2009 Legacy: The XX Debut
Why the “X”? For the London band that proved you could be the most exciting thing in music while barely whispering over a minimal beat.… Read More »2009 Legacy: The XX Debut
2009 Legacy: Lil Wayne’s Domination
Why was he the King of Rap? Because in 2008, Tha Carter III was the only album that was legally required to be played in… Read More »2009 Legacy: Lil Wayne’s Domination
2008 Vintage: The Map
I’m “unfolding” the future. Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified
2008 Legacy: The King
I’m “ruling” the timeline. Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified
2008 Legacy: The Great Recession
Why was the Christmas tree smaller this year? Because the “Lehman Brothers” weren’t invited, and the only “bubble” left was the one in the cheap… Read More »2008 Legacy: The Great Recession
2007 Vintage: The Crysis Benchmark
“But can it run Crysis?” The only question that matters to PC gamers who just spent $2,000 on a graphics card. Part of the 62… Read More »2007 Vintage: The Crysis Benchmark
2007 Archive: The Divorce Settlement
Why did the lawyer get the iPhone? Because he proved he was the only one with the “technical aptitude” to unlock the secrets of the… Read More »2007 Archive: The Divorce Settlement