2003 Vintage: The Screen
I’m “displaying” my new blog. Part of the 125 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Nemo & iTunes Edition (2003) archive. Historically Verified
2002 Legacy: The Ring Fear
I’ve stopped watching unmarked VHS tapes and I’m genuinely suspicious of every well I see in the countryside. Part of the 76 Observational One-Liners: The… Read More »2002 Legacy: The Ring Fear
2002 Vintage: Lord of the Rings (The Two Towers)
Why was Gollum so obsessive? Because in 2002, he was the only celebrity who was honest about his relationship with a piece of jewelry. Part… Read More »2002 Vintage: Lord of the Rings (The Two Towers)
2001 Vintage: The Xbox Giant Controller
Microsoft released the Xbox, but the controller is so big I need a second person just to reach the “A” button. Part of the 63… Read More »2001 Vintage: The Xbox Giant Controller
2001 Legacy: The Missy Elliott “Get Ur Freak On” Beat
Why the bhangra loop? Because Missy and Timbaland created a track that sounded so futuristic and weird that even 25 years later, it still makes… Read More »2001 Legacy: The Missy Elliott “Get Ur Freak On” Beat
2001 Vintage: The New Millennium
She says 2001 is the “real” start of the century, and she’s spending it making sure I know it. Part of the 57 Mother-in-Law Jokes:… Read More »2001 Vintage: The New Millennium
2001 Archive: The Cargo Pocket Find
What did the traveler find in his pants after the trip? A pager from 1998, a Greek coin, a movie stub for The Matrix, and a… Read More »2001 Archive: The Cargo Pocket Find
2000 Classic: The MP3 Player Elite
The student who showed up with a clunky digital player that could only hold eight songs total, treating it like a piece of alien technology.… Read More »2000 Classic: The MP3 Player Elite
2000 Classic: Nelly (Country Grammar)
Why did he have a band-aid on his face? Because in 2000, we all pretended we had a sports injury just to look as cool… Read More »2000 Classic: Nelly (Country Grammar)
1999 Legacy: The Abbott
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Abbott. / Abbott who? / Abbot time we got to the party! Part of the 48 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes:… Read More »1999 Legacy: The Abbott