1999 Classic: The American Pie Moment
Why did the guy take a pie to his bedroom? Because in 1999, it was the only thing that promised to be “warm, flaky, and… Read More »1999 Classic: The American Pie Moment
1999 Legacy: The Abbott
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Abbott. / Abbott who? / Abbot time we got to the party! Part of the 48 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes:… Read More »1999 Legacy: The Abbott
1998 Legacy: The Y2K
My husband is starting to stockpile canned beans. I told him if the world ends, I’m not eating beans with him for eternity. Part of… Read More »1998 Legacy: The Y2K
1998 Archive: The 30-Second Rule
Why was it ignored? Because when you’re a legend, the “get off the stage” music is just a suggestion. Part of the 41 Emmy Awards… Read More »1998 Archive: The 30-Second Rule
1998 Vintage: The Speaker
Why did the blonde talk to her speakers? She thought they were “talking” to her. Part of the 48 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 1998 Retro… Read More »1998 Vintage: The Speaker
1998 Archive: The Password
Why did the blonde change her password to “Incorrect”? Because the computer kept telling her the old one was “incorrect.” Part of the 48 Classic… Read More »1998 Archive: The Password
1998 Legacy: The Nut
I’m a chef. I’m just a little bit salty. Part of the 73 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1998 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
1997 Archive: The Digital Camera
Why did the pro photographer laugh? A tourist showed him a new digital camera that took 0.3-megapixel photos and stored them on a floppy disk.… Read More »1997 Archive: The Digital Camera
1997 Archive: The Cigars
My husband thinks he’s a mogul because he started smoking cigars once a month with the neighbors. He mostly just coughs. Part of the 65… Read More »1997 Archive: The Cigars
1996 Classic: The Cellular Phone Weight
Why did lawyers in 1996 have such strong right arms? From carrying those Motorola “brick” phones just in case an ambulance went by. Part of… Read More »1996 Classic: The Cellular Phone Weight