2008 Legacy: The King

I’m “ruling” the timeline.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’m "folding" my holographic screen.Part of the 124 Classic Punn...read more »

I’m "shining."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full...read more »

I’m "rising" with the smart-dough.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

I’m "peeling" fantastic about the reload.Part of the 124 Classic...read more »

I’m "concentrating" on being real.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

2007 was the year our pockets got a whole lot smarter. While the ...read more »

I’m "streaming" life in real-time.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

I’m "erasing" my digital shadows.Part of the 124 Classic Punny O...read more »

I’m "following" the code.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liner...read more »

I’m "stuck" on a high-speed data loop.Part of the 124 Classic Pu...read more »

In 2014, the internet was one big viral challenge. While celebrit...read more »

I’m "focusing" on the 16K resolution.Part of the 124 Classic Pun...read more »

I’m "peeling" back the layers of space-time.Part of the 124 Clas...read more »

I’m "reflecting" in augmented reality.Part of the 124 Classic Pu...read more »

@Backstreet_Fan02/10/2012 05:02I want it that way... the funny way!

@Campus_King12/27/2006 05:06The funniest thing since free refills at the cafeteria.

@Silicon_Valley_Fan05/17/2006 18:31This joke is worth a billion dollar valuation.

@Bill_Ted_Excell12/04/1996 13:55Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!

@Chocolate_Rain12/08/2005 21:52I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.

@LiveJournal_Deep07/27/2009 18:39Mood: Amused. Music: 90s Pop.