The church trustees purchasing a massive, heavy plasma television for the fellowship hall, which takes four grown men to lift and permanently alters the layout of the coffee hour forever.
Part of the 39 Religious Jokes: The 2009 “Facebook FarmVille, iPhone 3GS & Twitter Ministry” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Religious Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Archive: The Cloud Storage Scare
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2024 Vintage: The Hybrid Zoom Audio Feedback
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2024 Archive: The High-Top Valve Click
A young usher passing the collection plate generating a faint, rh...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Neon Paper Financial Summary
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2024 Legacy: The Puffy Jacket Pew Wedge
A teenager wearing an oversized, swishing nylon winter jacket get...read more »
35 Religious Jokes: The 2025 “Smart Glass Liturgy, AI Intercoms & Blockchain Bazaars” Edition
In 2025, church life was navigating an era of hyper-connectivity ...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Wikipedia Sermon Dispute
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2025 Classic: The Puffy Jacket Pew Wedge
A teenager wearing an oversized, swishing nylon winter jacket get...read more »
34 Religious Jokes: The 1995 “Cassette Sermons, Overhead Projectors & Bingo Bulletins” Edition
In 1995, church life was a beautifully slow, analog experience wh...read more »
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2025 Vintage: The Laser Printer Transition
The congregation praising the clean look of the weekly announceme...read more »
2025 Classic: The Matching Shirt Directory
A family trying to take their own photo for the new online parish...read more »
41 Religious Jokes: The 2010 “iPad Debut, Facebook Check-Ins & Angry Birds Lock-Ins” Edition
In 2010, church life officially stepped into a new decade, caught...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Instant Decaf Cauldron
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
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