2020 Classic: The Zoom Formal
I’m wearing a professional shirt, a tie, and a blazer from the waist up, and Batman pajama pants with fuzzy slippers from the waist down.… Read More »2020 Classic: The Zoom Formal
2020 Classic: The Website
I’m “weaving” a web of online subscriptions. Part of the 119 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You’re On Mute” Edition (2020) archive. Historically Verified
2019 Classic: The Old Fashioned
“Classic, like a movie that isn’t a reboot.” Part of the 54 Bar Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & Joker” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2019 Vintage: The Mimosa
“The Sunday morning cure for an ‘Endgame’ marathon.” Part of the 54 Bar Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & Joker” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2018 Vintage: The Reality Producer
“Can we get the ladder to talk about its struggle with gravity?” Part of the 64 Light Bulb Jokes: 2018 – The Snap Edition archive.… Read More »2018 Vintage: The Reality Producer
2018 Classic: The Detective
“The bulb was clearly a victim of planned obsolescence. I’m taking the toaster in for questioning.” Part of the 64 Light Bulb Jokes: 2018 –… Read More »2018 Classic: The Detective
2018 Vintage: The Blood Pressure
It hit 190 when the doctor said his ‘New Portal’ requires a 20-character password with two emojis. Part of the 66 Doctor Jokes: The 2018… Read More »2018 Vintage: The Blood Pressure
2018 Legacy: The Snow
I’m “chilled” out. Part of the 126 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Snap & Battle Royale Edition (2018) archive. Historically Verified
2017 Archive: The Margarita
“Saltier than a guy who sold his Bitcoin at $3,000.” Part of the 51 Bar Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner & Bitcoin Boom” Edition archive.… Read More »2017 Archive: The Margarita
2016 Legacy: Outstanding Lead Actor (Drama)
Why Rami Malek? Because “Please tell me you’re seeing this too” was the perfect reaction to beating the veterans. Part of the 40 Emmy Awards… Read More »2016 Legacy: Outstanding Lead Actor (Drama)