2011 Vintage: The Final Word
Why did the lawyer cross the road? To bill the chicken for “Crossing-path optimization.” Part of the 51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2011 “Siri & The… Read More »2011 Vintage: The Final Word
2011 Legacy: The Artist (Silent Movie) Fan
They don’t say anything, they just use expressive gestures to show the room is dark. Part of the 68 Light Bulb Jokes: 2011 – The… Read More »2011 Legacy: The Artist (Silent Movie) Fan
2010 Legacy: The Groupon Fever
Why did the lawyer offer a “50% off your first divorce” Groupon? Because “Half-off” usually means “Double-billed later.” Part of the 48 Lawyer Jokes: The… Read More »2010 Legacy: The Groupon Fever
2010 Vintage: The Office K-Cup
Why did the lawyer sue the coffee machine? For “failing to provide a billable-grade aroma.” Part of the 48 Lawyer Jokes: The 2010 “iPad &… Read More »2010 Vintage: The Office K-Cup
2009 Archive: The Satin
I’m “shining.” Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified
2009 Classic: Jay-Z & Alicia Keys (Empire State of Mind)
Why was everyone in New York so proud? Because in 2009, they gave us an anthem that made even people in Nebraska feel like they… Read More »2009 Classic: Jay-Z & Alicia Keys (Empire State of Mind)
2008 Vintage: The Quantum of Solace
“I’m a man of mystery.” “The only mystery is how you managed to spend $200 at Home Depot on things we don’t need.” Part of the 54… Read More »2008 Vintage: The Quantum of Solace
2008 Vintage: The Sitcom
She says Mad Men is a show about her era, but with “fewer people listening to her advice.” Part of the 60 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2008 “Iron… Read More »2008 Vintage: The Sitcom
2007 Legacy: The Tomato
I’m “ketching” up on my emails in bed. Part of the 177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hashtag Edition (2007) archive. Historically Verified
2007 Classic: The Egg
I’m “cracking” the code for a jailbreak. Part of the 177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hashtag Edition (2007) archive. Historically Verified