Why the leather pants? For the “Latin Explosion” that proved the entire world was ready to shake their hips to a brass section and a… Read More »1999 Archive: The Ricky Martin “Livin’ la Vida Loca” Fever
I’m a cynic. I’m just taking things away. Part of the 82 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1999 Millennium’s End Edition archive. Historically Verified
Why was the box moving? Because Hideo Kojima taught us that “stealth” meant hiding under cardboard and that a boss could read your memory card… Read More »1998 Classic: Metal Gear Solid
Why did Bob Dylan win for “Cold Irons Bound”? Because no one delivers a line like they’re chewing on a secret better than Bob. Part… Read More »1998 Vintage: Best Male Rock Vocal
Client: “I want the website to sparkle.”Designer: “I can add a spinning 3D email icon and a scrolling marquee text.”Client: “Perfect! And make sure it… Read More »The 1996 Website Design Meeting
Why were there jokes about the internet? Because the Emmys tried to explain what a “website” was, and half the audience thought it was a… Read More »1996 Archive: The 1996 Tech Boom
If we ever find where the “Input” button went on this 10-pound remote, we might actually see the cable box. Part of the 60 Observational… Read More »1995 Classic: The Remote Control Hide-and-Seek
Why is it always 30 seconds long? To prove that 20 minutes of “Pop-Pop” can be redeemed by 30 seconds of “Holy Cow, my ears… Read More »1995 Vintage: The Firework “Grand Finale”
A computer gamer upgrading his desktop machine to a card that can display 256 individual colors simultaneously, claiming that digital visuals will never look more… Read More »1995 Vintage: The VGA Graphics Awakening
What was the hottest “dessert”? 32-bits of polygon power that made wooden blocks and board games look like artifacts from the Stone Age. Part of… Read More »1995 Vintage: Sony PlayStation (US Launch)
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