2004 Legacy: The “Hey Ya!” Mania
Why did everyone love OutKast? Because they gave us a song that told us “don’t want to meet your daddy,” and we were all too… Read More »2004 Legacy: The “Hey Ya!” Mania
2004 Classic: The Launch of Ubuntu Linux
Why was “Linux for Human Beings” a thing? Because Mark Shuttleworth wanted an OS that didn’t require a PhD to install, giving the world a… Read More »2004 Classic: The Launch of Ubuntu Linux
2004 Vintage: The “Information Operations” Strategy
Why was it failing? Because it’s hard to tell people you’re the “Good Guys” when you’re accidentally knocking down their front door at 3 AM.… Read More »2004 Vintage: The “Information Operations” Strategy
2003 Archive: The 3G Rollout
Why was the tech geek standing on top of a hill in Italy? He heard 3G was “live” and he wanted to see if he… Read More »2003 Archive: The 3G Rollout
2002 Legacy: The Small Print
Why did the lawyer use “Comic Sans” for the fine print? He wanted the client to think the $5,000 fee was just a joke. Part… Read More »2002 Legacy: The Small Print
2000 Archive: The Website Hit Counter
Why was the boss staring at the number 5,000? He was waiting for it to flip so he could announce a “global audience.” Part of… Read More »2000 Archive: The Website Hit Counter
2000 Classic: Eminem (The Real Slim Shady)
Why did everyone have bleached hair in 2000? Because Eminem asked the “Real Slim Shady” to stand up, and 5 million suburban teenagers misunderstood the… Read More »2000 Classic: Eminem (The Real Slim Shady)
2000 Archive: The Moon
How does the moon cut his hair? “Eclipse” it. Part of the 55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2000 Millennium Archive archive. Historically Verified
2000 Classic: The WebMD Era
A patient came in and said, “According to the internet, I have a rare 14th-century plague.” The doctor said, “In that case, my fee is… Read More »2000 Classic: The WebMD Era
1999 Classic: The Hotmail Storage
Why was the employee deleting everything? He reached his “massive” 2MB limit. Part of the 77 Office Groaners: The 1999 “End of the World” Edition… Read More »1999 Classic: The Hotmail Storage