He sampled Imogen Heap and now I can’t hear a serious conversation without wanting to sing “Mmm, whatcha say…” Part of the 68 Observational One-Liners:… Read More »2009 Vintage: The “Whatcha Say” Jason Derulo
Why the “Lisztomania”? For the French band that wrote the perfect indie-pop album and made every hipster in 2009 dance. Part of the 42 Musician… Read More »2009 Archive: The Phoenix “Wolfgang Amadeus Phoenix”
“I’m building a Mark II suit!” “With what?” “Cardboard boxes and a Broken Wii Remote. It’s called ‘Recession Man’.” Part of the 54 Adult Jokes: The… Read More »2008 Classic: The Iron Man Technology
I’m “peeling” back the layers of the MCU. Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Tank. / Tank who? / Tank you for being my Top Friend! Part of the 38 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes:… Read More »2007 Vintage: The Tank
I just watched 300 men with airbrushed abs shout “THIS IS SPARTA!” for two hours. I’m going to go eat a salad and cry. Part… Read More »2006 Legacy: The 300 Abs
Why M. Night Shyamalan? For giving the “twist ending” a bad name by appearing in his own movie. Part of the 34 Razzie Awards Jokes:… Read More »2006 Legacy: Worst Supporting Actor
I’m “fleeing” from the spoiler threads. Part of the 162 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You” & Twttr Edition (2006) archive. Historically Verified
I’m “milking” every joke I can. Part of the 150 Classic Punny One-Liners: The YouTube & Dunder Mifflin Edition (2005) archive. Historically Verified
I’m “focusing” on my low-res selfies. Part of the 136 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Social Network Dawn (2004) archive. Historically Verified
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