2005 Archive: The Milk

I’m “milking” every joke I can.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

In 2014, the internet was one big viral challenge. While celebrit...read more »

I’m "stuck" on a high-speed data loop.Part of the 124 Classic Pu...read more »

I’m "hiss-terical" about the glitches.Part of the 124 Classic Pu...read more »

I’m "inking" about 3D-printing a vacation.Part of the 124 Classi...read more »

I met a version of myself that was actually productive. It was a...read more »

I’m "weaving" a digital soul.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-L...read more »

Welcome to 1997 – the year of Titanic, the birth of the firs...read more »

I’m "fleeing" from the group-think.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

I’m "slowly" updating.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: ...read more »

I’m "concentrating" on being real.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

I’m "keeping" a tab on the singularity.Part of the 124 Classic P...read more »

2012 was the year we all survived the "Mayan Apocalypse" only to ...read more »

I’m "locking" my DNA profile.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-L...read more »

2025 is the year of "Hyper-Reality." While we finally stopped fig...read more »

@Yahoo_Directory06/14/1995 04:47Found under: Entertainment -> Jokes -> Awesome.

@Retro_Gamer_Girl09/16/2011 03:37Funnier than a glitch in Sonic the Hedgehog!

@QuickTime_Viewer07/04/2002 03:38Buffer... buffer... LAUGH!

@Steve-O_Wild03/20/1996 08:11Yeah dude! That was a crazy one!

@Gaia_Online_Gold01/14/2011 15:55Dressing up my avatar to celebrate this laugh.

@Salad_Fingers_F09/06/2009 12:17I like it when the jokes are... rusty.