Why is it always 30 seconds long? To prove that 20 minutes of “Pop-Pop” can be redeemed by 30 seconds of “Holy Cow, my ears are ringing.”
Part of the 34 Fourth of July Jokes: The 1995 “Patriotism & Pinestripes” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
The only bug I found today was a laughing bug!
Do you like funny movies? How about jokes?
Shake and bake! Hilarious!
I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.
<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>
Waddle on over and read this!
Storing my laughs in the cloud.