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1995 Vintage: The Firework “Grand Finale”

Why is it always 30 seconds long? To prove that 20 minutes of “Pop-Pop” can be redeemed by 30 seconds of “Holy Cow, my ears are ringing.”

Part of the 34 Fourth of July Jokes: The 1995 “Patriotism & Pinestripes” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Y2K_Bug_Hunter05/23/2014 09:04The only bug I found today was a laughing bug!
@Scream_Ghostface07/06/2009 03:21Do you like funny movies? How about jokes?
@Ricky_Bobby_Fan01/07/2004 18:25Shake and bake! Hilarious!
@Hide_The_Pain_H02/22/2005 09:15I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.
@Blink_Tag_User04/21/2003 01:13<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>
@Club_Penguin_Kid01/28/2012 10:31Waddle on over and read this!
@Cloud_Computing03/10/2007 18:03Storing my laughs in the cloud.

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