2009 Legacy: The Graduation
What do you call a lawyer who specialized in “MySpace Defamation” in 2009? “A very confused person.” Part of the 47 Lawyer Jokes: The 2009… Read More »2009 Legacy: The Graduation
2009 Legacy: The Mark Sanford “Appalachian Trail” Scandal
Why was the Governor of South Carolina actually in Argentina? Because the “Appalachian Trail” is very long, very scenic, and apparently goes through Buenos Aires… Read More »2009 Legacy: The Mark Sanford “Appalachian Trail” Scandal
2008 Classic: The Harry
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Harry. / Harry who? / Harry up and open the door! Part of the 49 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The… Read More »2008 Classic: The Harry
2007 Classic: The Iraq Asian Cup Victory
Why did the world stop for a second? Because in the middle of a war, the Iraq national team won the Asian Cup, proving that… Read More »2007 Classic: The Iraq Asian Cup Victory
2007 Classic: The there Will Be Blood “Milkshake”
“I drink your milkshake! I drink it up!” The most aggressive way to talk about oil rights ever. Part of the 62 Observational One-Liners: The… Read More »2007 Classic: The there Will Be Blood “Milkshake”
2007 Archive: The Chronicles of Narnia Analogy
The youth pastor spending forty-five minutes trying to explain the theological depth of Aslan’s sacrifice using a series of blurry internet printouts taped to a… Read More »2007 Archive: The Chronicles of Narnia Analogy
2007 Classic: The Simpsons Movie Spider-Pig
Why the big screen? For proving that after 20 years, the only thing the world really needed was Homer Simpson singing about a pig on… Read More »2007 Classic: The Simpsons Movie Spider-Pig
2006 Vintage: The Steelers’ Super Bowl XL
Why was Jerome Bettis the happiest man in Detroit? Because “The Bus” won the championship in his hometown and finally found a perfect place to… Read More »2006 Vintage: The Steelers’ Super Bowl XL
2006 Classic: The Rocky Balboa (2006)
“It ain’t about how hard you hit the bulb… it’s about how many times you can get unscrewed and keep moving forward!” Part of the… Read More »2006 Classic: The Rocky Balboa (2006)
2004 Legacy: The Million Dollar Baby
A guy orders a drink and says, “Mo cuishle.” The bartender says, “Bless you.” Part of the 77 Bar Jokes: The 2004 “Facebook & Mean… Read More »2004 Legacy: The Million Dollar Baby