2016 Classic: The Referral
He sent me to a specialist who only works via ‘Snapchat’. All his advice disappears in 10 seconds. Part of the 69 Doctor Jokes: The… Read More »2016 Classic: The Referral
2015 Legacy: The Minion (2015 Movie)
Three. One to hold the bulb, two to say “Bapples!” and fall off the ladder. Part of the 62 Light Bulb Jokes: 2015 – The… Read More »2015 Legacy: The Minion (2015 Movie)
2014 Vintage: The Jury Selection
Why did the lawyer reject the “Life Coach”? He didn’t want anyone on the jury who believed that “everything happens for a reason” (unless the… Read More »2014 Vintage: The Jury Selection
2014 Legacy: The 10-Year Anniversary of Facebook
Why was the White House nostalgic? Because they remembered 2004, when “Poking” someone was the biggest political scandal on the platform. Part of the 39… Read More »2014 Legacy: The 10-Year Anniversary of Facebook
2014 Legacy: The Bill Murray “Harold Ramis” Shout-out
Why did he do it? To remind us that “Ghostbusters” never truly die. Part of the 42 Oscars Jokes: The 2014 “Selfies, Pizza & Adele… Read More »2014 Legacy: The Bill Murray “Harold Ramis” Shout-out
2013 Archive: The Horse
I’m “stable” for the next update. Part of the 118 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Frozen & Selfie Edition (2013) archive. Historically Verified
2012 Classic: The Airbag
She asked if the car has “proximity sensors for people with bad attitudes.” I told her the car was beeping at her the whole time.… Read More »2012 Classic: The Airbag
2011 Legacy: The Dentist
“You have a cavity.” “Can I pay in ‘Angry Birds’ stars?” Part of the 67 Doctor Jokes: The 2011 “Siri Launch & Watson’s Diagnosis” Edition… Read More »2011 Legacy: The Dentist
2011 Vintage: The Cloud Accumulation Panic
Looking at a grandchild’s tablet screen and asking if they need to clear out their digital files before a heavy thunderstorm hits, fully convinced that… Read More »2011 Vintage: The Cloud Accumulation Panic
2010 Archive: The Social Network “Friend Request”
Why was Jesse Eisenberg so fast? For proving that you can build a billion-dollar empire just by being faster at typing and meaner at talking… Read More »2010 Archive: The Social Network “Friend Request”