2022 Classic: Jurassic World’s Cloning
Why was Dominion a target? For proving that even if you bring back the original cast and add giant locusts, you can still end up with a… Read More »2022 Classic: Jurassic World’s Cloning
2020 Legacy: The Robin
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Robin. / Robin who? / Robin the kitchen… again! Part of the 44 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2020 Lockdown… Read More »2020 Legacy: The Robin
2020 Vintage: The BlackBerry “Zombie”
Why was the nerd talking about a comeback? Because he heard a rumor of a 5G keyboard phone and his fingers started twitching. Part of… Read More »2020 Vintage: The BlackBerry “Zombie”
2019 Vintage: The Zion Williamson Shoe Burst
Why did Nike’s stock drop in 30 seconds? Because Zion’s foot exploded through his sneaker in front of Barack Obama, proving that his power is… Read More »2019 Vintage: The Zion Williamson Shoe Burst
2019 Legacy: The Puffy Jacket Pew Wedge
A teenager trying to slide into a crowded row while wearing a giant, swishing nylon sports jacket, accidentally pulling three hymnals and a box of… Read More »2019 Legacy: The Puffy Jacket Pew Wedge
2019 Legacy: The Professional Ego
Why does a lawyer never use “Express Checkout”? Because he believes “deliberation” is a billable skill. Part of the 48 Lawyer Jokes: The 2019 “Streaming… Read More »2019 Legacy: The Professional Ego
2019 Legacy: The Tech Support
What did the lawyer say to the IT guy? “Can you make my browsing history look like a series of ‘academic law searches’?” Part of… Read More »2019 Legacy: The Tech Support
2018 Archive: The Fortnite Emotes
Why was the dad so good at dancing in 2018? Because he’s been practicing “default” movements for 40 years. Part of the 61 Original Dad… Read More »2018 Archive: The Fortnite Emotes
2018 Archive: The Little Pig
What do you call a pig that’s a painter? “Pig-asso.” Part of the 61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity Puns” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2016 Legacy: The Best Live Action Short
Why did Stutterer win? To show that communication is hard, even when you’re winning an Oscar. Part of the 41 Oscars Jokes: The 2016 “Leo’s… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Best Live Action Short