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🔥 Top 10: The Light Bulb Joke Archive: 1995–2025

How many professors does it take to change a light bulb? Only one...read more »

How many managers does it take to change a light bulb? None. They...read more »

How many bassists does it take to change a light bulb? None. The ...read more »

In 2001, the world felt like it was finally catching up to the sc...read more »

How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb? None. ...read more »

How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb? None. The...read more »

How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb? Two. O...read more »

In 2007, the world changed with a single "pinch to zoom." Steve J...read more »

How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb? None. They...read more »

How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb? S...read more »

How many physicists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one...read more »

How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb? No...read more »

How many therapists does it take to change a light bulb? None. Th...read more »

How many brunettes does it take to change a light bulb? Three. On...read more »

@PalmPilot_Pro03/06/1997 19:11Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!

@Blockbuster_Refugee05/13/2009 02:29Better than any comedy I rented last Friday.

@PowerRanger_Red06/15/2003 12:23It’s morphin’ time! Time to laugh!

@Harry_Potter_Ron07/23/1995 11:55Bloody brilliant, mate!

@Broadband_Newbie02/28/2000 19:09Is this what 128kbps feels like? Fast jokes!

@Grunge_Lord_9404/28/2008 05:12I’m so happy because today I found a funny joke.

@Flashdance_What04/27/1996 08:44What a feeling! (Being funny).

@Bill_Ted_Excell01/06/1996 15:45Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!