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2009 Legacy: The Mark Sanford “Appalachian Trail” Scandal

Why was the Governor of South Carolina actually in Argentina? Because the “Appalachian Trail” is very long, very scenic, and apparently goes through Buenos Aires if you’re in love with a journalist.

Part of the 34 Politicians Jokes: The 2009 “Inaugurations & Innovations” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Y2K_Bug_Hunter01/04/2014 00:56The only bug I found today was a laughing bug!
@Married_With_Kids07/08/2015 05:38Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!
@Linux_Distro_User07/10/2011 17:22Compiled this from source. 10/10.
@Napster_Search07/01/2009 15:28Found: Hilarious_Joke_1999.txt
@Overly_Attached03/18/2006 16:00I’m watching you... read this joke!
@Hide_The_Pain_H01/25/2008 19:34I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.
@LiveJournal_Deep09/18/2009 16:30Mood: Amused. Music: 90s Pop.
@Android_Bot_9902/03/2007 20:45Beep boop. Humor recognized.

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